From:GSS Linusgrad,Union of Penguinitic GNUist Republics Interdimensional Naval Corps. To:Orbital Outpost "Mir",LEO,Probable Dimension 589431068109. Subject:Upcomming Plans...and stop posting to Slashdot you moron!
Greetings Comrade, We appreciate with much gratitude the maps provided for us of Holland,Michigan.We shall use them to plan the instalation of intelligence equipment throughout the town to monitor the activities of all employees of Andover,as they are all possibly connected to the Rob Malda Conspiracy. DO NOT,we repeat,DO NOT use your "laser" on the Andover HQ,as these geeks may be able to provide us with a useful foothold in this dimension's Open-Source community.Also,inform our contacts with the Sayans and tell them that we shall not be needing their assistance,and tell that idiot Fajita to shut the fsck up. Also,the rumors that the moon had been anhilated by some fellow named "pikohlow" or something are just that...rumors.Our lunar base,despite evil American Corperate interference,is still intact and constructing vessels for our great fleet. Continue to monitor the radio sohw "Geeks in Space" to ensure that we continue to recieve information about this world.And watch what your posting on their forum named "Slashdot",you idiot.You might unintentionaly reveal our plans!
That's all for now Comrade.Carry on. END TRANSMISSION 731 FROM GSS LINUSGRAD TO ORBITAL OUTPOST "MIR",VIA UPGR [bored.org] VAST SPY NETWORK.THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY(TM) Etot "sig" byit pisyat v Russki! (35.0% Slashdot nezdorovi.)
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DECODING....DONE!
From:GSS Linusgrad,Union of Penguinitic GNUist Republics Interdimensional Naval Corps.
To:Orbital Outpost "Mir",LEO,Probable Dimension 589431068109.
Subject:Upcomming Plans...and stop posting to Slashdot you moron!
Greetings Comrade,
We appreciate with much gratitude the maps provided for us of Holland,Michigan.We shall use them to plan the instalation of intelligence equipment throughout the town to monitor the activities of all employees of Andover,as they are all possibly connected to the Rob Malda Conspiracy.
DO NOT,we repeat,DO NOT use your "laser" on the Andover HQ,as these geeks may be able to provide us with a useful foothold in this dimension's Open-Source community.Also,inform our contacts with the Sayans and tell them that we shall not be needing their assistance,and tell that idiot Fajita to shut the fsck up.
Also,the rumors that the moon had been anhilated by some fellow named "pikohlow" or something are just that...rumors.Our lunar base,despite evil American Corperate interference,is still intact and constructing vessels for our great fleet.
Continue to monitor the radio sohw "Geeks in Space" to ensure that we continue to recieve information about this world.And watch what your posting on their forum named "Slashdot",you idiot.You might unintentionaly reveal our plans!
That's all for now Comrade.Carry on.
END TRANSMISSION 731 FROM GSS LINUSGRAD TO ORBITAL OUTPOST "MIR",VIA UPGR [bored.org] VAST SPY NETWORK.THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY(TM)
Etot "sig" byit pisyat v Russki!
(35.0% Slashdot nezdorovi.)