And if you don't get that, turn in your geek card to the closest LUG.
Minor problem. If someone doesn't get the grandparent's joke, they SURE as heck won't get what a LUG is. And if you don't get that...well...I don't have anything witty to put in here.
I befriended a cute computer programmer because I was one of the only people who knew the series of 1s and 0s she embroidered on her tote bag was a binary representation of "69".
I befriended a cute computer programmer because I was one of the only people who knew the series of 1s and 0s she embroidered on her tote bag was a binary representation of "69".
01101001? 1000101? 01101001? or even 0011011000111001?
wtf?? Since when? That's decimal 2 in binary... not hex. 10 in hex would be the same as 16 in decimal. Maybe you need a little help [mathsisfun.com]. Remember, math is FUN.
Years worth of emails (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Years worth of emails (Score:5, Funny)
There are only 10 hilarious emails he's ever gotten.
And he posted them both.
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And if you don't get that, turn in your geek card to the closest LUG.
Minor problem. If someone doesn't get the grandparent's joke, they SURE as heck won't get what a LUG is. And if you don't get that...well...I don't have anything witty to put in here.
Dang.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world --
those who understand binary, and those who get laid.
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but.. how do you classify the people who fit in BOTH groups?
LAID 1+0?
Re:Years worth of emails (Score:5, Funny)
There are two bits. Turn them both on. I.e, this one goes to 11.
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how do you classify the people who fit in BOTH groups?
As a lie group.
i.e., if someone says they both understand binary and get laid, it's a lie.
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but.. how do you classify the people who fit in BOTH groups
A bug.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who get laid.
What about the other 8 types?
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Whoosh!!!
Right back atcha...think about it.
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Yes... what about those other 8 types then?
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That's what she said!
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And I'm guessing that since you only posted 2 types of people, you are in the former group.
Whoops, I just put myself there too!
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Hey dipshit, you forgot to list the other five types.
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I befriended a cute computer programmer because I was one of the only people who knew the series of 1s and 0s she embroidered on her tote bag was a binary representation of "69".
01101001? 1000101? 01101001? or even 0011011000111001?
Oops! That's blown my cover...
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I didn't used to understand binary, but now I understand it all too well.
Re:Years worth of emails (Score:4, Funny)
There are only 10 types of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who get laid.
What are the other 14 types?
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Epic fail: if you want to make that joke, you could at least have said :
What are the other D types
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Heh. It's only an epic fail for you. I thought the joke had more immediate impact as it is.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world,
those who make binary jokes, and the other 9, but I won't go into those.
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And, sadly, that was funnier than all of his e-mails. Although I suspect he may be receiving more shortly...
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wtf?? Since when? That's decimal 2 in binary... not hex. 10 in hex would be the same as 16 in decimal. Maybe you need a little help [mathsisfun.com]. Remember, math is FUN.
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I think he meant $2, $02, 0x2, 0x02, or >0002. I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt.
While I'm not getting laid.
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10 in binary is 2 in decimal and is also 2 in hex.
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He is too busy getting laid.
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Remember, math is FUN.
Yeah. So is swallowing thumbtacks!
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Stop eating my lunch!
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"Hex" is just a fancy name for binary, just like "backslash" is just a fancy name for a slash.
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There are only 10 hilarious emails he's ever gotten.
And he posted them both.
That's would be 2 in hex...for the ubergeeks.
You mean "that would be two in binary."
10 is sixteen in hex.
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meant that 10 in binary
is equivalent to 2 in hex,
i.e., 10 in binary = 0x02.
Goddammit I hate this
box.
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Good point.
Uber-geek indeed.