... good sir, to expend your precious electro-bits so as to share those TWO WHOLE EMAILS with your loyal readers. I look forward to future installments of these tomes.
Thank you for taking the Internet Intelligence Test.
Unfortunately, you are not smart enough to use the internet. For your own safety, please cancel your AOL account immediately, and sell your modem. If you do not, you will be mercilessly humiliated by all of the people who actually have a clue.
Dear Rick, Will you please linking to your music video [eris.name] everywhere? I have already seen it and it's honestly not -that- good. What is it with you? Anyways, please stop.
Don't be so hard on Rick. After all, you and he've known each other for so long. Didn't he tell you he wouldn't give you up, wouldn't let you down, wouldn't run around and desert you?
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It is most munificent of you, (Score:5, Insightful)
... good sir, to expend your precious electro-bits so as to share those TWO WHOLE EMAILS with your loyal readers. I look forward to future installments of these tomes.
Now, wtf do you expect us to discuss?
Best reply wins... (Score:3, Funny)
An evening of navel gazing with CowboyNeal!
-Rick
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Here would be my reply to the first guy:
Dear Sir,
Thank you for taking the Internet Intelligence Test.
Unfortunately, you are not smart enough to use the internet. For your own safety, please cancel your AOL account immediately, and sell your modem. If you do not, you will be mercilessly humiliated by all of the people who actually have a clue.
Sincerely,
The Internet
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Dear Sir,
How do you know I'm a man
Thank you for taking the Internet Intelligence Test.
Unfortunately, you are not smart enough to use the internet.
What's the internet?
For your own safety,
What safety? PC World say I'm safe on line because I placed this box on top of my tv
please cancel your AOL account immediately
I have an account?
and sell your modem.
What's a modem?
If you do not, you will be mercilessly humiliated by all of the people who actually have a clue.
What clue?
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Dear Rick, Will you please linking to your music video [eris.name] everywhere? I have already seen it and it's honestly not -that- good. What is it with you? Anyways, please stop.
~ E.
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Don't be so hard on Rick. After all, you and he've known each other for so long. Didn't he tell you he wouldn't give you up, wouldn't let you down, wouldn't run around and desert you?