If you ask a chick what she looks for in a man, she'll say a good sense of humor. It's a complete lie -- what she really wants is a good looking dude. That would mean you are screwed. You might be tempted at that point to feel a little better, saying "Hey, at least I do have a good sense of humor.."
But you don't. You clearly posted these support emails thinking they would be good for a laugh, but, instead, they were just really boring.
Women don't know what they want. They say they want a kind, generous, man that can make them laugh, but they're always with some asshole that calls them "bitch" and slaps them around.
They want the kind, generous men as friends; they want a tough guy in bed.
Treat a whore like a lady and she'll act like a lady. Treat a lady like a whore and she'll suck your dick.
Since this whole "comment on the idle mail" is offtopic, I shall continue the trend: > Women don't know what they want. > They say they want a kind, generous, man that can make them laugh, but they're always with some asshole that calls them "bitch" and slaps them around. > They want the kind, generous men as friends; they want a tough guy in bed. > Treat a whore like a lady and she'll act like a lady. > Treat a lady like a whore and she'll suck your dick. No truer words have been spoken. My wife
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But you don't. You clearly posted these support emails thinking they would be good for a laugh, but, instead, they were just really boring.
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Women don't know what they want. They say they want a kind, generous, man that can make them laugh, but they're always with some asshole that calls them "bitch" and slaps them around.
They want the kind, generous men as friends; they want a tough guy in bed.
Treat a whore like a lady and she'll act like a lady. Treat a lady like a whore and she'll suck your dick.
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Since this whole "comment on the idle mail" is offtopic, I shall continue the trend:
> Women don't know what they want.
> They say they want a kind, generous, man that can make them laugh, but they're always with some asshole that calls them "bitch" and slaps them around.
> They want the kind, generous men as friends; they want a tough guy in bed.
> Treat a whore like a lady and she'll act like a lady.
> Treat a lady like a whore and she'll suck your dick.
No truer words have been spoken. My wife
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God, I hope this "post anonymously" button works, or else the wife is gonna be pissed...
You could always just let their air out of her.